I have a throne in my home office. Not kidding. No idea why the previous homeowner remodelled the place to include a crapper-in-a-closet, but he did.
Thankfully, because of his efforts, I only use the can here at the office for the first task.
If you’re a workplace deucemaster, HERE ARE SOME TIPS on how to do it properly.
And wash yer damn hands, ya filthy pig!