Need an example?
This is what the bland-as-feck former lead singer of the bland-as-feck band known as Matchbore 20 is apologizing for today:
“What you do is, when you get on the plane on your way here, you start drinking. And then I drink until I think I’m Australian. And I keep drinking until I think I’m a black Australian.”
Wanna read more about what he didn’t actually mean but said anyway? Click HERE.