Sex is getting confusing. There are new terms that I’ve never heard of (I’m married so the only sec term I use is, ‘is the kid asleep?’), but thanks to Popsugar, we can all be completely up to date. And laugh. Because these are funny.
Some highlights are below (and the full slide show can be found right here)
When you are running late because of an unexpected sexual encounter.
Example: “So sorry I got postboned. I’m on my way into the office now.”
A naked photo that a girl sends to her object of desire on Snapchat.
Example: “Wallace, I wish you could see the snatchchat that Belinda just sent me. It was dirty.”
When you have sex with someone because they look like someone else who you really want to bang.
Example: “I heard that Alan had sex with Martha because she is basically Rihanna’s dopplebanger.”
When someone’s pubic region has not been trimmed in a long time and it’s getting out of control.
Example: “I took one look at that sascrotch and ran as fast as I could.”
When waiting for porn on your computer to buffer in the middle of masturbation.
Example: “Damn this WiFi. I guess I’ll just have to masterwait.”